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ireallyshouldbedrawing:

What do you mean they didn’t retire together

ireallyshouldbedrawing:

What do you mean they didn’t retire together

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mollydobby:

An Attempt to Eff the Ineffable - Transcript of “Knock, knock. Who’s There? Benedict Cumberbatch.” from BBC comedy sketch show “Lewis Macleod is Not Himself ” S1E01  (x)

It does a great job with imitating Benedict’s and Martin’s voice and delivery - and its observations are hilariously absurd yet not untrue at the same time. 

“Ricky Gervais” [as David Brent] : Morning, Tim! Tim Bowler, Timbory-Tim, Timbory, Tim, Timbory Tim, Timboree! What are you doing?

“Martin”: Oh, er, you know, I’m just, you know, er … gazing despairingly at the camera like a perplexed hamster, as is my duty as the put-upon everyman character.

“Ricky Gervais” [as David Brent]: Well, well, you know, just to whisper in your shell-like [?] *laughs raucously* - the new guy starts today. I said you could show him the ropes.

“Martin”: Fine, er … when’s he coming?

“Benedict”: [Sherlock voice] I’ve been observing you from the reception area for the last half an hour. That is to say, I’m already here. Don’t feel bad for not noticing me sooner. When I stand very still and don’t speak, I can easily be mistaken for an incredibly ornate and attractive hat stand. The kind you find in an antique shop that doesn’t have any price tags. Don’t touch - you can’t afford. Hello.

“Martin”: Good … er … yeah, good gracious. Erm, what are you?

“Benedict”: My name is long and ridiculous, like my face. They call me Benedict Cumberbatch.

*fairy tale harp chords* [medieval choral chant] Ben-ne-dict Cum-ber-baaatch!

“Benedict”: Don’t worry, that always happens.

“Martin”: Uh, OK, right, yeah. Um, OK, well, so, let’s give you the tour. Well, we’ve got, you know, the photocopier here …

“Benedict”: Pish, posh, and Duchy biscuits. You don’t think I actually care about your tedious office, do you?

“Martin”: Well, no, but I sort of imagined you’re here because -

“Benedict”: Oh, you beautifully obtuse little turnip of a man. I’m here because after Sherlock and the Hobbit, I’m now contractually obliged to appear in everything you ever do, shall do, have done, have so much as considered doing – don’t you understand, we go together like bangers and mash, like cream tea and scones, like a put-upon everyman character actor and a big posh flamboyant manic pixie dream boy with cheekbones you could balance a BAFTA on.

Is it a man? Is it several hyper-intelligent cats sitting on one another’s shoulders wearing a latex man-suit? Or is it an incredibly sexy horse that’s learned to walk on its hind legs and talk very very very fast?

“Martin”: Um … sorry, could you repeat all that please?

“Benedict”: No time, get down with me beneath this desk.

“Martin”: Why? Is there someone going to try to kill us or something? Or …

“Benedict”: [dramatic low voice] No, we just need to get uncomfortably close to one other and gaze homoerotically into each other’s eyes. Can you feel the tension? Can you? Can you … do you want to give me a little kiss? Oh you mustn’t - I’m an alabaster Adonis, don’t touch me!

“Martin”:  Um, yeah, OK.  Erm, bit weird, er … but still, less annoying than that Gervais guy. Erm, look, erm … how much longer is this going to go on for?

“Benedict”: For the rest of your life.

“Martin”:  What?

“Benedict”: Now, if you don’t mind, I have to exit dramatically through a window or something, for no reason other than it looks fantastic. Goodbye for now, put-upon everyman character actor. Remember my name.

“Martin”: *sighs* Ahhhh - I’ll never forget you, Bumblebee Cuttlefish! 

Many thanks and loaded gazes to Fuck Yeah Freebatch and anindoorkitty for identifying “David Brent” at the start, and “beneath the desk”.

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Doodle the 6th in my Doodle-a-Day Birthday Countdown! I’m getting there, peeps! Three more chibi!locks after this. 
The one that started it all: [x]
Watercolor on paper.

xeohe:

Doodle the 6th in my Doodle-a-Day Birthday CountdownI’m getting there, peeps! Three more chibi!locks after this. 

The one that started it all: [x]

Watercolor on paper.

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belly-smooches-comic commissioned by ginger-bloody-elves♥♥

I won’t split this up in two blog posts, it only has hints of weenies, we can live with that

♥ the messy bed hair

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exit-ghost:

Sherlock: “I know that silence. What?”Mycroft: “I warned you: Don’t get involved.”Sherlock: “Involved? I’m not involved.”

exit-ghost:

Sherlock: “I know that silence. What?”
Mycroft: “I warned you: Don’t get involved.”
Sherlock: “Involved? I’m not involved.”

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Petition to record Richard III and broadcast it / release on DVD

beejohn:

Please sign and share!

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“It’s like Mr. Darcy; he’s cold, unapproachable, not interested in the opposite sex, which makes people interested in him,” he said. “I think it’s the oldest recipe in the book.”
- Mark Gatiss, on Sherlock’s appeal ( x )

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Angry smooch (○-`ε´- ○ )

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Angry smooch (-`ε´- ○ )

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I drew my favourite queer babies studying to help me cope with college (◍•ᴗ•◍)

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topsecretum:

Incognito Devotion
Artwork by Gi-Mil

topsecretum:

Incognito Devotion

Artwork by Gi-Mil

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bluebellglowinginthedark:

i see u

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